The Republican Party Needs a Clothesline Because They Are Airing Their Dirty Laundry in Public

Talk about airing your dirty laundry in public. Yeeesh. As the media wrote, in an extraordinary display of Republican chaos, the party’s most recent presidential nominees, Mitt Romney and John McCain went after Donald Trump with both guns blazing.

This is a feud between the insiders of the party and the little people, the outsiders. While Romney may be right in some of what he said about Trump, one of the underlying messages is that those supporting Trump are stupid if they can’t see through his rhetoric. Romney is saying that they are being hoodwinked, lied to, they are being conned by a fraud. Can we talk?

Obama hoodwinked everyone.He turned out to be the exact opposite of hope and change, hopelessness and stagnation or worse. He has not uplifted the misery of the poorest in the US, did not help his fellow black people and reduced the US to a sniveling country, not the leader it once was.

Who knows what Trump can do? For sure Cruz ain’t the right candidate. And Rubio is just too scripted. Here’s what we’re looking at: Romney riding in on a white horse during the convention. He’ll combine all the delegates from Cruz and Rubio and take the nomination. Nice gig if he can pull it off.

Rubio put his foot in his mouth in an interview on Super Tuesday. He said that Florida is an important state to win, as it’s winner take all  delegates. But ‘northern Florida is much less important than southern Florida’. Lest you forget, Marco Rubio is a Senator of the entire state of Florida. In that silly comment he reduced part of his state as irrelevant and no one wants to feel like they don’t count.

Now he’s backtracking but the damage has been done. That’s what we mean by scripted. When he’s not touting the party pages, he flubs and gets lost.

Carey Price, the Habs erstwhile goalie has been out for basically the entire season. Just as the season is ending, he’s back. Dude, it’s too late. The Habs have all bought golf clubs cause they are going golfing in a couple of weeks.

How about a shakeup of management instead of the players? There’s an old saying that goes like this: When it stinks, it stinks from the head down. Get it Blanche?

Hillary’s email debacle keeps following her like a bad smell. Bryan Pagliano, the person who set up Clinton’s private server and email apparatus, was just given immunity by the Justice Department.

Barring any unforeseen changes, the F.B.I. investigation could conclude by early May. Then the Justice Department will decide whether to file criminal charges and, if so, against whom. And one more thing Blanche.

Did you notice how silent the media is about this email business? Why oh why are they protecting her? And don’t forget that at the heart of this issue is the attack on the American government outposts in Libya on Sept. 11, 2012, that killed four Americans, including the ambassador to Libya, J. Christopher Stevens. This chapter in Hillary’s life is far from over. In fact, it’s hanging over her head like a black cloud. Anyone have an umbrella to lend her?

Can anyone fathom that someone would want to spend a year in outer space? Two weeks sounds good. Ok, a month. But a year? Never mind that you can’t walk or do anything normal because of no gravity. What about the bathroom business? Feathers floating through the air are nice and pretty. Other things floating…ich. But we digress.

After living for nearly a year aboard the International Space Station, NASA astronaut Scott Kelly is two inches taller than his identical twin brother Mark. Yes Blanche, he grew two inches while away. Wait, there’s more. He has the mother of all jetlag as there is no 24-hour day/light cycle in space so the Kelly’s body clock has to readjust to day/light cycle after return to earth. That should be fun, eh?

Good Shabbos,
We’ll talk…

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