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The Blanche Report


UNPACKING THOSE FOREST FIRES. T'AINT EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK.
First apologies for not getting Blanche out at our regular 7:00 pm time slot. Life happens - for the good and not so good. *** So first,...

Joannie Tansky
Jun 9, 20234 min read
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SMILE PEEPS. WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE AN OLD GROUCH?
In the believe it or not department, some people in Japan reportedly became so used to wearing face masks during COVID that they are...

Joannie Tansky
Jun 6, 20235 min read
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QUEBEC & CZAR LEGAULT ARE QUICKLY BECOMING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF NORTH AMERICA. TABERNAK.
Click here if you are an anglo. You're sure? You're not fooling us just so we will speak English to you? You really, really want us to...

Joannie Tansky
Jun 1, 20234 min read
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HOW MANY WAYS CAN THE CZAR LEGAULT FIND TO DESTROY QUEBEC'S ECONOMY? TABERNAK.
In his never-ending quest to destroy the economy of the province of quebec, the czar legault never tires to think up the most absurd,...

Joannie Tansky
May 30, 20234 min read
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YOUR GENDER PREFERENCE IS YOUR CHOICE. NOBODY CARES & DO NOT IMPOSE IT ON UNSUSPECTING CUSTOMERS.
Looks like people are getting really, really fed up with the whole woke culture bs. Bud Light/aka Anheuser Busch was the first one to...

Joannie Tansky
May 25, 20236 min read
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JUSTIN'S GOOD FRIEND DAVID JOHNSTON NIXED A PUBLIC INQUIRY INTO THE CHINA SCANDAL. DUH.
We hope nobody expected Justin's close family friend, with documented personal ties to his family - David Johnston - who sat on the...

Joannie Tansky
May 23, 20235 min read
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