Here’s Our Wallet Mr. Hydro Quebec. Just Take What You Want – You do it Anyway.

After Trudeau supporters read this quote from their hero, they may need to take another sip of the wine that keeps them slightly inebriated in order to support him. Blanche, that’s not nice…hehehehehe.

A reporter asked Justin if individuals expressing extremist views should be allowed to continue working at our country’s airports: “I think that’s part of the kind of conversations we have to have as a society. Keeping people safe is of paramount importantance, but defending our rights and freedoms is as well, and making sure we do that in the right way.”

Got that? He doesn’t want to o.f.f.e.n.d. jihadists, terrorists or anyone else who feels the need to blow up airports, restaurants, music halls, subways, buses etc to make their point. We would say that anybody who voted for this genius deserves him but unfortunately, we are all stuck with him until the next election.

The bigger question in Syria is that the world isn’t doing anything about it. Including the United Nations. Wait, isn’t their mandate to stop such things as putting civilians in the line of fire. Don’t be picky Blanche. The UN’s mandate is to meet about meetings.

Care Canada is telling the world to love each other. That’s going to do a lot to help the people there. Here’s another tidbit we found: A few is a tragedy. A lot is a statistic.

Today we heard that Trump is being lured into another middle east altercation from which he will never, ever win. Much as we don’t want to admit it, could be Obama was right. Stay out of that endless quagmire of tribal warfare.

Don’t you wonder who else is ripping us off in the province? Hydro wins the prize for today, but in la belle province, where it’s pretty obvious by now that politicians and anyone attached to the government, e.g. Bombardier, has their big, grubby hands in our pockets and bank accounts,  it’s anyone’s guess who else is doing this.

Need money? No problem. Steal from the citizens.

Oh wait. The money from Hydro is the government’s anyway and it’s going to fund programs in the province, so what’s the difference how they get it? Blanche, it’s called stealing when you take money from someone without asking their permission.

They say, halfheartedly that they are going to repay the money. Don’t hold your breath.

Steve Bannon may be banned from the National Security Council, but don’t count him out quite yet. He’s a wily survivor. What may do him in is going up against the first daughter and the first son-in-law – Ivanka and Jared. While Bannon may be a very smart guy, Jared is a genius and Ivanka is right up there with him. Could be Bannon found his match in the dynamic duo.

Don Rickles died today. If you’re younger than 30, you probably won’t know who he is. But for us ‘older folks’ – well, he was just very funny and highly insulting but we remember rolling off the couch laughing. Here are a couple of his best one-liners, keeping in mind that they are not politically correct. Got that Blanche? If you are going to be offended, skip the rest of this piece:

Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

Pepsi just pulled an ad that one wonders if anyone sane person was in the room when it was being written. It fits perfectly in the ‘what where they thinking’ department.

They managed to tick off the police, some minorities and basically half of their brand base. They got so much bad press that it took then less than 24 hours to pull it. Can you imagine how much money they spent making that ad?

By the way Blanche, do you know anyone who actually drinks Pepsi? Ich.

As Passover falls out this year on Monday and Tuesday, Blanche will publish Sunday and Thursday next week.

Good Shabbos, we’ll talk…

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