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And the Sun Rose the Next Day...The Death of Self-Checkouts...The Habs New 'Record'...Goodbye to Self-Checkout...
Yes dearies, the sun rose on the day after the republicans got the whopping of their lives. Trump and his ilk were a train wreck waiting to happen and finally, it happened. They not only flew off the tracks, they rolled down the ravine leaving nothing but dust behind them. Latinos were beyond upset with him for the ICE fiascos. The farmers and people who use trucks to transport everything from food to furniture, were upset with him over the price of diesel. Moms and dads were
Joannie Tansky
16 hours ago5 min read
It's a Bloodbath...
It is a bloodbath as predicted by the polls. Polymarket currently gives Democrats about a 99.4% chance of winning both the House and Senate. That means Republicans lose control of both. Global marxism is coming to America. It happened in the arab world with the Arab spring. It's happening in Europe and now it will happen in America. What is coming to the USA is going to be very ugly. It will be Paris, Poland, Milan. And it won't take long. Marxism, socialism, communism will
Joannie Tansky
3 days ago2 min read
The Mid-Terms in a Nutshell...Barack Obama is Nauseating...More on Israel...
After nearly two years of nonstop talk, practically since Trump took office, the midterms are finally here. If tonight brings a bombshell, expect another Blanche Report. *** In a nutshell here's what you need to know: ~Congress has two chambers: the House of Representatives and the Senate. Republicans currently control both. ~If Republicans keep both: Trump has an easier path to pass his legislation, approve spending and get his judges and appointments confirmed. ~If Democrat
Joannie Tansky
3 days ago4 min read
The Mess in Israel...Quebec's Infantile Premier. Wah, Wah, Wah...It's The Old Clock Trick...
The mess in Israel is at the bottom of this blog. While it's on the long side, we encourage you to read it to get a smidgeon of understanding as to what is going to happen in Israel in the next few weeks or months. It is truly off the wall. The Canada–EU Summit is taking place in Montreal today and tomorrow. The last Canada-EU summit took place in Brussels, Belgium, on June 23, 2025. As noted, this time we are the host city. This is not a quebec/Canada issue. This is a simply
Joannie Tansky
Oct 296 min read
Israeli Election Unwrapped...Chow is in Again?? WTF...Kamala Harris Is Another Gift that Keeps on Giving...Stop Gambling Commercials...
The Israeli political system is nothing that we are familiar with. It relies on a coalition of several parties rather than one party winning everything in a general election. Which means we will not know for a few days or maybe a couple of weeks who will form the next government in Israel. It is to be noted that this is the first election since October 7. One reason is that Bibi knows a new government will launch the independent inquiry Israelis have been demanding for the pa
Joannie Tansky
Oct 275 min read
The Absolute Arrogance of Mark Carney...Circus Clowns are Running Quebec...
One has to wonder exactly how arrogant Mark Carney is. One also has to wonder exactly how much he despises both Israel and Netanyahu. One also has to ask who is advising him because clearly they have less than no knowledge of the middle east. Carney, along with a bunch of other antisemite 'leaders' signed on for a two-state 'solution' to the gaza/hamas issue. One of the elements that this agreement rested on was that Abbas of the PA would, after over 20 years in what was a 4
Joannie Tansky
Oct 225 min read
North America Better Take Note of What is Happening in Europe...How Sweet This Is...Alberta Woke Up...
Of all the memes and graphics we have seen from France, the one above reflected a the old adage that a picture is worth a thousand words. What does looting, setting fires to historical buildings, ransacking luxury stores, burning cars and terrifying people have to do with freeing palestine? We'll tell you. Nothing. Zero. For decades muslims were encouraged to go to France and the rest of Europe. Obama invited them to the US with open arms for eight years. Justin opened the d
Joannie Tansky
Oct 205 min read
Anthony Housefather: The Definition of Woke...Illan Omar...Alberta's Smoke & Mirrors Deception...No Plan B...
If you read Blanche with any regularity, you will know that we are not fans of Anthony Housefather. Imagine our surprise when we realized that staying in the liberal party purely for his own gain is not the only reason he's still there. We were privy to a private email sent by Anthony to a receipent whose name was not revealed. After reading it, more pieces of the Anthony puzzle fell into place. He’s one of the uber-woke crowd. We speak of those who insist on being political
Joannie Tansky
Oct 156 min read
Mark Carney Has Been Publicly Outed...The Farce of the Nobel 'Peace' Prize...Greta Thunberg is a Woman Seeking a Cause...
Our prime minister, Mark Carney, spent about 4 seconds before deciding to jump on the two-state solution train together with many other countries. Of course he did because he believes Israel is the aggressor, the big bad wolf and brought October 7 upon themselves. Yes, he believes that. Aside from the whole two-state solution bs, making Mahmoud Abbas as the one to help broker this deal shows that none of those who signed that agreement knows anything about the middle east. I
Joannie Tansky
Oct 135 min read
Carney's Duh Moment...France is Burning...Toronto Better Wake Up Fast...No Shortage of Fools Out There...
Yesterday, on the third year marking the unspeakable massacre of October 7 (we will not write anniversary), our illustrious prime minister Mark Carney reached yet another duh moment. He said, "There is more work to do to make Jewish Canadians feel safe and thrive in Canada." Really? Do you have to keep repeating yourself while doing nothing about it? We're tired of your empty rhetoric. In fact, he has been saying these same words in different variations for the past three yea
Joannie Tansky
Oct 85 min read
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