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The Slow Demise of Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of Great Britain...The Mamdani Factor...Poilievre???...
There's an adage that goes like this: Don't mess with the Jews. You won't have a happy ending. Of late, Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Great Britain is the beneficiary of this reality. Once upon a time he was a friend of Israel or at least he pretended to be. Either someone got to him or he felt that there are more votes for him in the muslim community than the Jewish community, but his stance has drastically changed. As such, he is now fighting for his political life. Right
Joannie Tansky
2 hours ago6 min read
Carney Sets the Gold Standard for Snake-Oil Salesmen...Cruise Ships are Floating Petri Dishes...Mamdani Is Going to get a Rude Awakening...
Although we try to keep up with all the news, there are things that get past us. Mercifully we have readers who make sure we know the lay of the land. As such, we learned that our new governor general Madam Louis Arbour is in the same anti-zionist, aka antisemitic, aka Israel is the aggressor club as Mark Carney. Our tipoff should have been her being in bed with the UN. The raison d'etre of that useless organization is to always paint Israel as the big bad ogre. And Madam Ar
Joannie Tansky
5 days ago5 min read
Mark Carney, Our Emperor, Is Slowly Losing His Clothes...A Sharia Run US City...Ageism...
Blanche has some highly intelligent, thoughtful and insightful readers. As such we were sent an article written by Peter Shurman. His name may ring a bell as he was once a the general manager at CJAD. He moved to Ontario decades ago and was a member of the Ontario conservative party where he won the riding of Thornhill in 2007. Mr. Shurman wrote an article about Mark Carney and summed up the essence of we have been trying to say for the past year. He first posits that when Ca
Joannie Tansky
May 54 min read
Institutionalized Antisemitism in Canada?...The Liberal Sneaky Machine...London's Wake Up Call...
There was a rather jarring article in today's National Post written by Beryl Wajsman. In essence, a consortium of Jew hater groups have banded together to try to strip Jewish day schools, mainly in Toronto of their charitable status. Why? They are accusing these schools of being supportive of the Israeli military. And therefore? Now ask who this 'esteemed' group of haters is approaching to strip the schools of their charitable status. None other than the CRA - the Canada Rev
Joannie Tansky
Apr 304 min read
Trump is Truly Blessed...Carney's Fake Wealth Fund...Good For Melania...Guess Where Anthony Housefather is...
Before we launch into an analysis of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, let’s deal with an overlooked issue: this was a serious disaster for women. While the men were running for the exits ostensibly for their lives, the women didn’t stand a chance. Six-inch heels on polished floors mean you’re not walking. You are negotiating with gravity. Running for your life, or any form of running is off the table. At best the women were left calculating every step as one wron
Joannie Tansky
Apr 285 min read
Mark Carney is The Pied Piper of Fools...Marilyn Gladu is Getting Sued...Doug Ford is Becoming a Dictator...
No, we don't have a crystal ball. Given that, we were correct when we said the CUSMA negotiations are a disaster. Carney's handlers are out in full force trying to defend their bosses failing grade. It goes without saying that all of Carney's friends. in all sectors of the media, are giving him the benefit of the doubt. "It's Trump's fault. He has no desire to make an agreement with us. He really wants us to be the 51st state." If someone at the table representing Canada we
Joannie Tansky
Apr 236 min read
It's The Old Look Over There Trick...Moral Clarity...No Shortage of Fools...Nobody Like the Jewish People. Nobody...
Mark Carney put out a slick video which dropped on social media Sunday night. His loving fans like Tom Mulcair and all his adoring liberal media thought it was the best thing since chopped liver. "He's so amazing. He's communicating with us. Keeping us in the loop." Please. Pass the barf bag. He's keeping us in the loop? What world do these people live in? Oh wait. They are blinded by their love affair with him. Did you know that the Canada-US-Mexico - aka CUSMA the old nafta
Joannie Tansky
Apr 216 min read
His Popeness Should Stick to Poping...The Ceasefire...Pork Barreling...
The new pope is a liberal, woke, tree-hugging American which is why he is going after Trump. He also has a severe case of TDS. And here we thought the pope was a religious figurehead. Alas, we are mistaken. His popeness has enough on his plate to keep him busy forever. Going after Trump is a by-product of not focusing on his real job, the facts of which allude us. He criticized a world that has “tyrants” prioritizing weapons over people. Can we talk? How about hamas using th
Joannie Tansky
Apr 164 min read
Shame on Canada...Nope. In Fact Your Vote Does Not Count...You Just Gave $40 million to Lebanon...
We simply cannot understand what world the countries that voted for Iran to oversee women’s rights are living in. In our case, Mark Carney and his uber-ultra-liberal wife should, in theory, be champions of women’s rights. It appears however, that they do not know or choose not to know that Iran is about as far from women's rights as you can get. Those two represent the farce that is called the women's movement. Iran is among the worst offenders when it comes to the treatment
Joannie Tansky
Apr 144 min read
It's About Time Governments Woke Up...The Farce That is Our Prime Minister...The Loo in Space...
Slowly but surely, the municipal and provincial governments are starting to get it. Forget about the federal government understanding anything. The liberal party is too far gone - woke, tree-hugging and openly pro-palestinian pushing a two-state solution when there is no such place as palestine. Last week, Quebec passed a law banning street prayers and prayer rooms in universities and CEGEPs (colleges). Some parties supported the bill while others opposed it over concerns abo
Joannie Tansky
Apr 66 min read
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