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Have Canadians Lost Their Minds?...Who Exactly is Mark Carney and Where Does His True Allegiance Lie?...
There was a poll taken recently which showed that Canadians trust China more than the US. Seriously? Do people not know what kind of repressive regime rules China? We are guessing that those who voted in this poll get their news from TikTok or 'influencers'. They certainly have no knowledge of history or how communist countries are run and what it's like to be a minority in such a country. Basically if you don't tow the line, you're dead or spend decades in prison. Add to thi
Joannie Tansky
17 hours ago5 min read
An About Face Thanks To Harley...That Spineless Housefather...Lindsay Graham...Who is Maia Johnson Carney's New COO Maia Johnson?
Last week Harley Finkelstein, president of Shopify and proud, loud Jew, was at the startupfest in Montreal when a known antisemite, who has been jailed and fined for his filth, managed to infiltrate the event. He had a cameraman with him as he tried to berate Finkelstein with disgusting antisemitic slurs. Nobody bit. In fact, he was roundly booed out the door. What emerged from that altercation was a personal revelation. A wakeup call. Following that event, Finkelstein gave
Joannie Tansky
3 days ago4 min read
Stop Calling Antisemitic Morons Protesters...Everybody can Take a Chill Pill. The New CEO of AC Speaks French...The Insanity of California...Suck it Up Buttercup...
There was a yearly event in Montreal yesterday which was was abruptly stopped by one of the most antisemitic losers around. We won't mention his name as we will not give him a second of notoriety on social media. He is one of those who thrives on an unproductive, useless life. Shopify hosts a two-day event called startupfest. It functions like a music festival for entrepreneurs, featuring immersive experiences like the "Startupfest Shop," where emerging brands can showcase a
Joannie Tansky
Jul 94 min read
The Question Persists...Trump Acts Like a Turkey in Turkey...The Pathetic Prince Harry...
When is it time to leave? This question has been brought up in many articles, podcasts and around many Shabbos tables. For Jews in Canada, the answer is not simple. Antisemitism has become the darling of protesters. Before that, it was climate change. Before that it was the death of George Floyd and police brutality. Then it was calls to defund the police. There were protests over COVID restrictions and vaccine mandates. There were demonstrations over indigenous issues, pipel
Joannie Tansky
Jul 75 min read
CUSMA: Not Happening...And The Point Is?...1000 Days Since October 7...The Word Salad is Back...
As predicted, Trump did not renew the CUSMA trade agreement between Canada, Mexico and the US. Even though Carney wants us to buy into his Mr. No Drama, there are going to be real reprucussions for Canada. Let's start with the obvious: Canada depends on the American market far more than the United States depends on Canada. Which, on the ground means uncertainty resulting in companies delaying investments. For example, a manufacturer deciding whether to build a $500 million p
Joannie Tansky
Jul 25 min read
Be There Tomorrow Night...It's Summer & It's Hot. Duh... Carney is an Arrogant Rat...What's With the CUSMA deal? Nothing...
Tomorrow evening from 7:00 - 8:00 pm there will be a memorial for Michel Mizrahi of blessed memory. It will take place exactly where he was shot, in the Westbury complex. If everything goes well, the Mizrahi family who are sitting shiva in Israel will be on a large screen so the entire community can offer their condolences. It is absolutely amazing how this shooting has completely dropped off the news radar. It's like it never happened. Unfortunately, there are many questions
Joannie Tansky
Jun 304 min read
The Earthquake in NYC & How It Happened...How Quickly Black People Forget Their History...OPM...
Did you feel the earthquake? Probably not as it had nothing to do with the tectonic plates colliding. The earthquake was all three of Mamdani's anarchist candidates winning their bid to run for seats in Congress in their districts. All of them, Brad Lander, Claire Valdez and the big mouth Darializa Avila Chevalier despise, hate, loathe, detest and demonize Israel. And yes dearies, Brad Lander is one of those self-hating Jews who lives in one of the most Jewish areas of NY -
Joannie Tansky
Jun 255 min read
In Montreal?...The Gun Issue...Starmer is Gone...Anthony Fauci Lied Through His Teeth...
Yesterday, Montreal officially entered world of active-shooter violence. Reports indicate that a rapid fire rifle was involved, capable of firing rounds at a devastating rate. For the family whose husband, father, and grandfather was caught in the crossfire and lost his life, this is an unspeakable tragedy. To his family and those who knew Michel ben Shlomo Mizrachi, obm, we extend our deepest, heartfelt condolences. The death of the police officer, a father with a young chi
Joannie Tansky
Jun 235 min read
The Absolute Fools Who Run Our Federal Government...NakbaGate...Is Trump Throwing Israel Under the Bus?...TaberNOSH...
Speaking for Mark Carney, our erstwhile idiot of a foreign minister, Anita Anand was happy, proud, elated, exhilarated and energized to announce that she was dumping yet another $100 million of our money to help the 'poor palestinians'. Ah but wait. This money is not only going to help the 'poor palestinians', it's also going to the UN in gaza, specifically the red cross who, if you recall, did not even once visit one hostage in almost two years. The money is also going to o
Joannie Tansky
Jun 165 min read
Mark Carney Made it to the Jerusalem Post...Quebec's Final Nail in the Coffin...Canada is Just Plain Screwed Up...
One of our esteemed readers who recently made aliyah to Israel sent us a heads-up that our prime minister made it to the Jerusalem post. His recent press conference making a mockery of antisemitism in Canada clearly did not go unnoticed Israeli officials nor frankly to the rest of the world. The author of the article, former Montrealer Gil Troy, first described the open antisemitism rampant throughout McGill, on the streets of Montreal, at the convocation of McGill, and all
Joannie Tansky
Jun 116 min read
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