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The Blanche Report


Put It Where the Sun Don't Shine...Quebec Suddenly Woke Up?...Time for Poilievre to Become Prime Minister...She's Baaack...
Can we talk? What business is it of the provincial government if private Jewish days schools pay to bring in Israeli soldiers to speak to their students? We'll tell you. It's none of their damn business. Nor should the only English radio station gleefully put it as the first story in their news cycle. Last we looked, we live in a democracy. And no, much as the government wants it to happen, the majority of the population is not secular. People have free choice to follow a rel

Joannie Tansky
3 days ago6 min read


How Quickly We Forget...Biting Your Nose...Andrew is Toast...No Pooping on the Beach...
Yesterday Pierre Poilievre said that immigrants who are falsely claiming asylum or have been refused asylum are clogging our medical system. Can we talk? Do people have such short memories? Does no one remember when Justin told every immigrant in the world from every country in the world to come on down? No background check. We allowed every loser and criminal into our country. What happened to those thousands of people? Where are they? We know where Justin is. He's partying

Joannie Tansky
5 days ago5 min read


The Queen is Rolling in Her Grave...Does Your Vote Really Count?...Three Cheers for Kansas...
Thank goodness Queen Elizabeth is not around to see her son Andrew arrested but there is no doubt she is rolling over in her grave. Aside from doing really bad things, Andrew is just plain stupid. Is he so sheltered that he didn't know sending emails from his computer leaves a trail that cannot be disputed? Did he think no one would find out what he did? Oh wait. Allegedly did. Innocent until proven guilty. Can we talk? The police don't arrest someone like him unless they hav

Joannie Tansky
Feb 195 min read


Legault is a Blithering, Arrogant Incompetent...Difficult But Necessary Conversations...Moronic Actors...
The reason someone is called premier of a province is because he is the leader. The buck stops on his desk. Of course he cannot know everything about every file, but he is supposed to a) appoint people to ministry's that have the brain capacity or the experience to handle their file and b) surround himself with trustworthy, competent people who will keep him informed of all the details. At a press conference, Legault blamed everyone but himself for a ripping scandal: more th

Joannie Tansky
Feb 176 min read


Not Why, Rather What...Still Missing...A Correction...
How to start writing about yet another mass murder... Does it matter if the person was transgender? No. That is to miss the point, make people feel sorry for this person and take the focus off the victims. This person had very, very serious mental health issues which were documented. The murderer was born a boy and while he may have had long hair and worn dresses, he is still a he and not, as some news outlets are referring to him, a she. The more intelligent media simply say

Joannie Tansky
Feb 126 min read


Put a Cork in It...The Super Bowl Dud...Dr. Pepper...Will There or Won't There be An Election:..A Cuban 'Vacation'?...
We are starting with the you-can't-make-this-up department. A Toronto city councillor announced, with a straight face, that they are renaming a park in that city. The old name was Woodsy Park. The new name of the park is 'Ethennonnhawahstihnen' park. The councillor then added that anyone unable or unwilling to pronounce the park’s new name would be “held accountable” to the ‘first peoples.’ Seriously? Best of luck to the voters who elected and now pay someone like this. Do

Joannie Tansky
Feb 106 min read
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