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The Pea-Brained, Petty Farmers Running the Province of Quebec...The Inmates Are Running the Asylum...Esti Taberwit...

  • Writer: Joannie Tansky
    Joannie Tansky
  • 11 minutes ago
  • 5 min read

The pea-brains running quebec's CAQ party just gave the separatist party of quebec almost enough ammunition to win the election coming up in October.


People thought Christine Frechette of the CAQ was fair, she was different than her predecessor. That she truly cared about English speaking quebecers. Alas, everyone was wrong. She's just like the rest of them. Petty and small-minded.


We are referring to a little yellow card that comes to every house in quebec before an election. It gives you the following information: where you vote on election day, the address of your polling place, your polling subdivision/station number; the date and voting hours; and on the reverse, the names of all the candidates running in your riding.


Heading elections quebec is Jean-François Blanchet, voted in by 2/3 of the party running the government. He and his cohorts decided that from now on, this card will only be in French. Not a word of English. You want the english version? Point your phone to the QR code.


Can we talk? One has to wonder exactly how small the pea-brains of french canadians really are. Especially the ones running our province.


Could Madam Frechette not see that if she had shown even a modicum of caring, the slightest hint that this was wrong, she would have secured most of the over million English votes.


Alas, she is the same gnat-brained french canadian who, quietly, without actually saying it out loud, thinks that English quebecers are a plague, a disease, a blight on this province.


What did she do when she found out about these unilingual cards? She said she would discuss the matter with Élections Québec to see what could be done. It took about 20 minutes for Élections Québec's answer: it's too late. Go find your information on the elections quebec website.


This unilingual card was decided in April. She became premier of the province April 15. So either they hid this information from her and she's too embarrassed to say that or she knew and did nothing about it.


No matter what happens, we are now political orphans both federally and provincially.


And one more thing: Saying it is not possible to print and mail another card in time for the October election, well, only stupid farmers milking cows all day would say such a dumb thing. Anything can be printed and mailed in less than 24 hours. Anything. You just have to want to do it.



This is one of the best lines we've seen in a very long time: In 2026 we’ve replaced asylums with podcast studios. How true is that statement?


Any moron can sit in front of a microphone, record themselves and post it for other morons to listen to.


One case in point (and there are many) is someone by the name of Jennifer (Wench) Welch. Most likely we in Canada have not heard of her, but she is indicative of a serious problem in the USA, one which is going to come back and bite them where the sun don't shine.


This very white, very rich and very entitled woman has stated, with great conviction as though she knows what she's talking about, that Israel and the United States are undemocratic, human-rights-violating pieces of dung that deserve to be criticized.


Last we looked, Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East and the fact that she can utter such stupidity in her own country without being hauled off to jail is lost on her.


Perhaps she would like it better if she had to have her head covered with black cloth, if she could not leave her house unless accompanied by a male over 10 years old, if she was unable to get an education and be beaten regularly by her husband because he doesn't like how she says hello to him.


It appears that woke left and right have met in the middle with their common hatred of America.


You may not like Trump and he is proving to be a royal pain in the behind to Canada, but one thing is certain: He loves America. He is a proud, flag-flying, rah, rah July 4th American.


Did you ever hear of Hasan Piker? During a 2019 livestream, while arguing about American foreign policy, Piker said: America deserved 9/11.


What does he have to do with Welch? She has appeared on his show more than once. They share much in common including strong support of Mamdani and Welch was very proud of herself when she heard that Piker liked her podcast.


The USA is in big trouble. Welch is incoherent. An ignoramus who doesn't have a normal brain cell in her body to be able see that Piker is just the tip of the hate-America iceberg.


Caution. The inmates are truly running the asylum.



The Jewish High Holy days are rapidly approaching and with that, articles in the media about how the police will be monitoring synagogues.


Can we talk? If Canada allowed security guards to carry guns, the job of the police would be infinitely easier. Alas, such is not the case.


If, G-d forbid, there is an attack, it will be the security guards who will be the first ones to get hit. That will alert everyone else who will then have some time to batten down the hatches.


In case nobody noticed, fighting someone holding a gun with a baton doesn't usually end well for the baton-carrying person. It is well known that in the USA, most congregations have members who are 'carrying'. Don't dare try anything there or in two seconds it's over.


Here? Ass-backwards. We cannot understand why the government will not allow security guards to carry. It just doesn't make sense.





Kamala Harris is a bad smell that will not go away. Nobody wants to be anywhere near her and yet, there she is.


As someone who is running in Kansas aptly said: "Having somebody from California come in and try to tell Kansans who they should vote for is a pretty bad idea."


We're also guessing that her word salads are not appreciated, even if they come with dressing. However, it appears that she didn't get the memo. “I look forward to being on the trail and helping folks where I can be helpful, but we have got to put a check on this lawless administration.”


Good luck to the democrats. Between AOC, Mamdani, Piker, Wench and Kamala, their lineup is off the wall.



Remember Bernard Drainville, quebec's erstwhile economy minister? In case you forgot how badly he treated English people in quebec, here's a short list:


He defended restrictions on English CEGEPs

He pushed French-language requirements in English CEGEPs.

He strongly supported Bill 21 and backed Quebec's secularism law prohibiting certain public employees—including teachers—from wearing religious symbols while working.

And finally, He created the original Charter of Values as a Parti Québécois minister in 2013 which would have prohibited many public-sector employees from wearing conspicuous religious symbols. It never became law after the PQ lost the 2014 election.


Well, he's now part of Christine Frechette's party and dropped an 'f' bomb when asked about Trump.


While discussing Trump's current tariffs on Canada, Drainville lost his cookies, giving Trump one of quebec's best one-liners: f— you, esti.


Esti is a french canadian swear word. Those living here know exactly what it means. You can be very certain Trump heard about this and was not amused. Another round of insults means another round of tariffs coming to a theatre near you.


Esti Taberwit.


Good Shabbos

We'll talk...








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