The Blanche Report

Apr 12, 20163 min read

Some People Aren’t Missing The Odd Screw. The Whole Freakin Tool Box is Gone.

In all of Canada guess where the most sightings of UFO’s are? Quel surprise – here in la belle province. Now why do you think that is?...

Apr 5, 20164 min read

Blanche got wiped out tonight. Instead of saving some little dirtball on the internet erased tonight’s entire blog. We are re-writing it...

Mar 29, 20162 min read

Istanbul’s synagogue is understood to be the most probable target of the allegedly impending isis attacks, which has a community center...