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Keep Breathing...The Legacy Nobody Wants...Our Non-Leader...Crystal Balls...
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words... We simply could not resist this graphic, created by a Blanche reader. Anybody - anybody who votes...

Joannie Tansky
Mar 27, 20255 min read


The Blanche Report Sunday Edition
Yesterday, hamas paraded three emaciated Israeli hostages in front of another jeering, frenetic, demented crowd in gaza. Eli Sharabi,...

Joannie Tansky
Feb 9, 20253 min read


Justin (The Twinkie) The Drama Queen, Left Us On Cruise Control At the Worst Possible Time...How Can You Fight a Fire with No Water? You Can't...Who Will Be the Dead-Man Walking...
Before launching into Blanche, we cannot stop laughing at what we just heard. After meeting him numerous times, especially at a G7 a few...

Joannie Tansky
Jan 9, 20257 min read


Melanie Joly is a Delusional, Foolish, Airhead...Air Canada AKA the Pig Mama. Oink. Oink. Oink...Jagmeet Singh, the Maserati Marxist...The Useless united nations
How Melanie Joly got to where she is today is one of life's big mysteries. Well, not quite a mystery if you look at the picture above....

Joannie Tansky
Dec 5, 20247 min read
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