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So ArriveCan is going to be optional? Does that mean if you cross the land border the guard will say, excuse me, did you optionally fill out the arrivecan app? Clearly that will never happen.

It appears that the bureaucrats running our government use the spaghetti method for their ideas. That's when you throw cooked spaghetti against the wall and whatever sticks you use. They do that with ideas, such as this concoction.

Obviously that's how they came up with the 'optional' filling out of this app. Yikes is all we can say.

What seems to be staying in place are masks on planes. Dr. Justin Trudeau must know way more than other doctors in his field of infectious diseases to be making this decision. What? He's not a doctor? What are you saying? So why are we still wearing masks on planes? Didn't he give the medical reason?

No dear, he didn't give a medical reason because he's not a doctor. In fact, he has nothing but air between his ears. Can you hear the wind as ideas whoosh out of his little head?

Which is why the only words he keeps repeating ad nauseam are 'I'm keeping Canadians safe.' From what, from who, with what information? He doesn't have the faintest hint of a clue. Your tax dollars at work.

Gregory Charles, the man on the piano when Justin was singing Bohemian Rhapsody was interviewed today.

Seems our illustrious prime minister was looking for a party after the international dinner with King Charles III, as was Charles. He found one at the bar in his very tony hotel in London.

According to Charles, Justin was just 'part of the crowd' of the Canadian delegation and whoever else was in the bar.

It appears that every other head of state knew enough to call it a day after that dinner. They also figured out that they were in a country mourning the loss of their beloved 96 year-old Queen. Exactly which part of that sentence did Justin not understand? Or did all of the Canadian delegation not give a rats?

Perhaps someone could send Justin this picture of the Queen to remind him why he was there.

Under the Biden administration, Air Force cadets have been instructed not to use gender-specific terms like “Mom” or “Dad” and replace such terms with words such as “parent” or “caregiver.”

One green beret said that it has been a tradition in the military to get letters from mom and dad or your boyfriend and girlfriend for as long as there’s been a military, “Now we’re instructing every cadet entering the Air Force to not say mom and dad, to not say boyfriend or girlfriend. I think the Air Force should be worried about the macro-aggressions against America that are happening all over the world.”

This insanity gets better or worse - not sure which one is appropriate here: “You guys” should be replaced by “team,” “squaddies,” or “folks.” “Boyfriend” or “girlfriend” should be jettisoned in favor of “partner."

A spokesperson for the Air Force claimed that the exercises “were intended to highlight diversity of thought and the benefits of including multiple perspectives." Barf.

Blanche, remember NIMBY - not in my backyard? Last week, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis flew roughly fifty migrants from San Antonio, Texas, to Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. 50. Not 500 or 5,000.

Some of these migrants said that they were 'actively misled about where they were being sent and what would await them when they arrived'. They have since filed a lawsuit, accusing DeSantis and other state officials of executing “a premeditated, fraudulent, and illegal scheme” in which vulnerable people were used as political props.

The immigrants filed a lawsuit? The immigrants don't speak English. Residents of Martha's Vineyard filed a lawsuit. Why? Very simple.

Said residents are loving Biden supporters of bringing in as many immigrants as is humanly possible - to Texas. Or Florida. Or somewhere very far south, far, far away from Martha's Vineyard.

You sent 50 immigrants to Martha's Vineyard? To our backyard? And we have to feed and house them? And they pollute our sidewalks? How dare you.

Perfect example of liberal, tree-hugging, save-the-whales-turtles-one-duck in a pond geniuses.

As long as those migrants are far from us, bring them in. The instant we are touched - literally - by them, out comes a lawsuit. Woke culture at its finest.

If you live in Montreal, no matter where you live, you have been affected by the incompetent roadwork with less than zero organization. You can thank the equally incompetent mayor of Montreal, Valerie Plante for this. But we digress. You are now about to get zapped again.

It appears that there will be many road closures this weekend due to the Montreal marathon this Sunday. We checked the map and it's in the east end of Montreal. Good luck to those people.

We have a suggestion for the runners: Look down when you are running. There is construction everywhere, most often with multiple arrows pointing in multiple directions and huge holes in the streets when you least expect them.

And finally, someone made a list of the many times Justin has embarrassed us as a nation. We'll give you a few of the better ones:

...Upon the death of Cuban communist dictator Fidel Castro in 2016, Justin publicly praised him as a “remarkable leader.” Soon after that statement, outlets like the New York Times and The Guardian published articles about the ridicule Trudeau received as a result of the statement.

...Under Justin's watch, Canada has sided with communist Cuba at the United Nations alongside Syria, Iran and North Korea at least on eight different votes.

...In 2018, Justin and a delegation consisting of senior members of the Liberal cabinet travelled to India for what was supposed to be a trip to strengthen economic ties between the two countries.

After several appearances by Justin, his wife and children in which he was decked out in full Indian cultural attire and seen Bhangra dancing, the trip descended into chaos after convicted terrorist Jaspal Atwal was invited to a state dinner with Indian authorities.

Please note that as Rosh Hashana ends on Tuesday evening at 7:26 pm, Blanche will be late or appear on Wednesday morning.

We would like to wish our Jewish readers a happy, healthy and sweet New Year.

Good Shabbos

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