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How To Contribute to Barack and Michelle Obama’s Retirement Fund

Today is the 75th anniversary of D-Day which began on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944. It was the beginning of the end for Germany.

The Normandy landings were the cooperative operations of Allies during World War II, codenamed Operation Neptune as it was the largest seaborne invasion in history.

In stark contrast to this unprecedented day in history is today’s headline on Drudge: Pelosi wants Trump in Prison. How narrow-minded and petty are the Democrats.

No matter how much they jump up and down, try to create havoc, try to say that Trump won because of the Russians, we live in a democracy thanks to the brave very young men who died for them.

President Trump won the election because he got the right amount of electoral votes. Hillary Clinton did not get the right amount. It behooves Pelosi et al to take a step back and perhaps concentrate on the next time they will get a chance to come to power.

In doing so, they should all go to Normandy, kiss that hallowed ground and remember why they have the privilege to be so ungrateful.

If you would like to contribute to Barack and Michelle Obama’s retirement fund, you can pay to hear him speak on November 14 in Montreal. While tickets to the plebs will probably be between $100 and $500, it is the elite that will pay through the nose to bump shoulders with the dynamic duo.

What is interesting to note is that he is coming here after our Federal election but a year before the American election. Don’t forget that he’s best bros with Justin. We are not sure what he will be speaking about as most of his legacy has been slowly but surely demolished. Going after Trump in Montreal will not help any democrat running.

We will reiterate: The Barack’s are quietly amassing a fortune for their old age and/or to keep up their very expensive and lavish lifestyle. Very special people.

Nikki Haley has more integrity on the tip of the nail of her pinky finger than Whoopi Goldberg has in her entire Reubenesque body.

We will not spell out what happened, rather leave that to you, the reader, to find out. Suffice it to say that Haley said that she will not ‘get into the gutter’ with Whoopi. Kudos to her. It would do Whoopi Goldberg well to take some lessons from a woman with not only has integrity, but a brain as well. Well, she can learn from the integrity part, but brains you either have or don’t.

Zut alors, the city of Montreal has robots with brains the size of small peas working on the dozens and dozens construction sites throughout the city. In our area we hit a hat trick – three of three exit streets are half or completely closed. Should there be an emergency, perish the thought, people are trapped like rats in a cage.

In case you want to tell our cycling mayor Plante or her counterpart cyclist Sue Montgomery (who we guess has stopped knitting) that we can’t even pick up our laundry on bikes due to the mess in our area, here ya go.

Oh yes, while you are at it, perhaps tell them to pray there are no emergencies in the next few days. Should something happen, they will be held 100% accountable.

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Blanche, do you know what a massive cloud of ladybugs is called? A bloom. Who knew? Seems this bloom is hovering over California (why does everything happen there?). They cover about 128 square kilometres, but are not all bunched together — most were flying at different altitudes between 5,000 and 9,000 feet. Nice.

We saved the best part for last. In June, July, and August, there could be as many as 3 billion bugs flying overhead, migrating to different climates, searching for food or mating. Mating? Lady bugs mate?

Joe Biden is still MIA and will not be in Iowa this weekend where all the other candidates will be shaking hands, eating fried ice cream and kissing babies. Seems he has a family function he must attend. As well, his handlers are keeping him in controlled and often private environments, well away from town-halls and high school gymnasium events where things can easily go wrong. Can you say getting into your private space? But we digress.

Seems by laying low, Biden has been allowing Sanders and Warren to fight over the party’s progressive coalition. As a result, Sanders’ numbers have tanked and Warren has surged into third.

Warren aka Fauxkahontas is pushing herself toward the role of Vice President. A Biden-Warren ticket is exactly what Trump is looking forward to. It would certainly make for good one-liners.

Good Shabbos We’ll talk…

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