One thing we can say in his favour, Trump definitely looked presidential when standing at the podium beside the Mexican president. What was a bit strange to see was a woman standing right next to him translating what Peno Nieto was saying, kind of right into his ear. Hey Blanche, since when do you know the name of the president of Mexico, eh?
Trump also sounded presidential, calm, intelligable and on course. “I love Mexicans. I hired so many of them. I love them.” So did they talk about the wall? According to Nieto they did not. According to Trump they did. In the end we heard that Nieto backtracked a bit from his tweet.
Contrast that to his speech in Arizona that same night. “We’re gonna build a wall,” he shouted to a packed house. “And who’s gonna pay for it?” About 10,000 people screamed Mexico. A direct contradiction to his love-in earlier in the day. Plus he reiterated, after ‘loving’ all Mexicans, that he will remove millions of people living in the country illegally if he becomes president, warning that failure to do so would jeopardize the “well-being of the American people. How he’s going to do that is anyone’s guess. He may be an out-of-the-box candidate, but his rhetoric sounds like every other politician who promises the sun, moon and stars and delivers nothing in the end.
People who we polled last week in California got it right. They can’t vote for Hillary and they won’t vote for Trump. She’s a slime ball and he’s schizo. America is in deep dog doodoo and getting in deeper by the day.
Those idiot language police here in Quebec are at it again. The only eye doctor in the province specializing in genetic retinal disease won’t be able to practice again until at least next month, when he gets another crack at…a written French exam. Got that? Some little missive bureaucrat with a brain the size of a pea, and that’s pushing it, decided that because this doctor could not write an essay in French, he’s not practicing medicine for now. Those waiting for treatment? Zut alors – we don’t care about dat dere.
The 37-year-old doctor, originally from Egypt, has lived in Canada for the last 15 years, is married to a French Quebecer, and speaks fluent French. He has also spent the last year brushing up on his written French — without success. Wait. Here’s the best. He speaks perfect French so he can communicate with his patients just fine.
We’re pretty sure he can write simple sentences, like what’s wrong with his patients. And for the rest? Let’s see. Oh right, he can hire a secretary and dictate what he needs to say – in French – and she can write it.
Although he’s the only doctor of his kind here in la belle province, we kind of hope he picks up, gives the office de la langue francais the middle finger and hightails outta here. Banana republic.
A couple of terlit stories. The first one is a bit farfetched, but ya never know. There’s a very long python snake loose in the city. While he or she was spotted in a suburb far from Blanche, those trying to catch him have lost track of where he..or she is. Snakes live in slimy places like sewers and because of that can travel. Getting the drift?
Before going to the loo here in Montreal, may we suggest you take a look into the terlit? He or she is going to emerge somewhere.
The other story is again idiotic brought to you by the bureaucrats who live off our tax dollars. To sensitize the population that they have to pick up their dog poop, this is what they did: They paid someone, most likely a lot of money, to create a gigantic, fake piece of dog poop complete with flies swirling around it. And where did they put said fake dog poop? Why on the top of a bus shelter in the heart of downtown which also happens to be the heart of the tourist industry on the last long weekend of the summer when there are sure to be thousands of tourists here.
One tourist thought it reflected the city well. Great. But wait Blanche, here’s the best part: Nobody lives where they put this gigantic pile of s…. It’s purely hotels and office buildings. The dufuses who work for the city have made sure that everyone can easily recognize them.
Hillary’s bump in the polls after the Democratic convention has disappeared. She and Trump in some areas are again very close. Not that Trump is doing much better. It appears that the public dislikes both of them. Here’s something to ponder…those who are voting for Hillary say so. Those voting for Trump however lie to pollsters. It is suggested that Trump has hidden support among voters who are unwilling to say publicly where they stand because they’re fearful of criticism. We won’t know for sure until Election Day. Stay tuned for those debates. If Mexico was any indication, Trump may do well and that doesn’t bode well for her.
It wasn’t a very good day at Cape Canaveral. An unmanned SpaceX rocket exploded in a massive fireball on its launch pad during a routine test destroying a satellite that Facebook was planning to use to spread internet service across Africa. The cost of said satellite? 150 pounds. Dats a lotta money Blanche.
The Falcon 9 blew up shortly after 9 a.m. during a test for a planned Saturday launch from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, which is next to NASA’s Kennedy Space Centre.Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was in Kenya promoting his Internet.org initiative and discussing AMOS-6’s benefits to internet access when he got the bad news. If you are rolling your eyes, here’s the scoop: SpaceX had been due to launch its 29th Falcon 9 rocket early Saturday, carrying the AMOS-6 satellite owned by Israel’s Space Communication. It was paid for in part by none other than Elon Musk, the Tesla dude.
Either somebody said something to Justin and Sophie or they got the memo. Pictures of them touring the Great Wall of China show them fully dressed. Like he’s in a suit and she’s in a normal dress. They are still hanging around there for a few days so there’s still time to show off a tattoo or abs.