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Welcome to Blanche's New Home and Thank Goodness We Didn't Shake Biden's Hand

Welcome to our new home. It's a work in progress which means other things will be added. Right now, enjoy the new look.

After the whole geffufelment of Biden giving a fist pump to MBS (Mohammed bin Salman) to avoid getting covid, punkt - Biden got covid. How's that for divine providence?

Here's a headline: Covid as we know it now is either a bad cold or flu. And clearly three, four or five vaccines are not protecting you from getting it. So you have two choices:

Move to an isolated cottage where you will avoid any human contact and watch a duck or two swim by once in a Purim or wash your hands, don't kiss too many people and if you get it, you get it and you'll get better. Get a grip peeps. (Lot's a gets here:)

And speaking of Biden, we watched him speak somewhere. What's wrong with him? He has something. Nobody normal talks like that. He can barely put two words together and talks so slowly that until he finishes a sentence the paint will dry on your wall. He's awful.

Seems there's going to be a third leadership debate in the run for leadership of the Canadian Conservative party. Seriously, who gives a rats?

And one more thing about the conservatives...who exactly thinks Jean Charest is starting his own party? While he's running for the leadership now, he's not exactly the most inspiring speaker. Dull and boring would be the operative words.

Disney Parks are losing it - hook, line and sinker. Park employees or as they are called in Disney language - cast members - in the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique used to be referred to as “Fairy Godmothers in Training”. They will now be called “Fairy Godmother’s Apprentices.”

These cast members help dress up children until they look storybook stunning,

So why the change from in training to apprentice? Because cast members that might not identify as female can still be part of the process to dress up & style the children without having to refer to themselves as a female Disney character. We wouldn't want to upset their sensibilities.

Lest you think we are kidding, read this: Disney 'diversity and inclusion' manager Vivian Ware bragged about how the company eliminated mentions of “ladies,” “gentlemen,” “boys,” and “girls” in its theme parks to create “that magical moment” for children and adults who do not identify with traditional gender roles.

Disney needs serious therapy, starting with the diversity and inclusion beauty Vivian Ware.

Blanche, remember defund the police that came to you from those wonderful liberal save-the-whales-turtles and ducks peeps? Remember they said they would send a therapist or social worker instead of the police to try to defuse domestic violence? You know, when a most likely drunk or high dude had a gun to his girlfriend's head? You also know it didn't work. Duh.

So instead of saying it didn't work, Biden is pretending it was never said. Instead, he's going to Congress to try to get around $37 billion for his anti-crime program. The money would include $13 billion to help communities across the nation hire and train 100,000 police officers over five years.

This is after they fired thousands of police officers or they quit because they would get rocks thrown at them when trying to stop a crime. Or even worse, would catch a perp only to have him or her or they released with no bail - ten minutes after getting to jail.

We really hope the next idiotic idea of trying to appease people who won't 'identify' as a boy or a girl (even though all they have to do is look down) will come to an end.

While Justin runs around the country pretending that his government is not 100% dysfunctional, it remains 100% dysfunctional.

Aside from the passport, airport, Nexus and medical system failures, it seems one of the biggest failures is with immigration. There are no less than - get this Blanche - 2.7 million people waiting for Ottawa to process their immigration application.

People all over Canada are screaming for immigrants to come and work here. Justin says they are welcome. Oh wait. Justin doesn't even know about this backlog. Maybe Chrystia Freeland could send him a text message. Or, even better, maybe Melanie Joly could tell him over breakfast. Blanche - you are disgusting.

Well, at least you know why nothing is working in the government. Justin doesn't have a clue what's flying with any of the people working for him. What an airhead. Good thing his father was born before him.

Blanche, you can sleep easy tonight. emperor legault says he can manage the pandemic while campaigning for the next election. And here we thought he could only walk and not chew gum at the same time. Aren't you relieved?

Good Shabbos,

We'll talk...

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