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The Blanche Report
The Blanche Report rarely wades into local political affairs. Frankly, nobody cares. Till now. Our small community of roughly 8,000 residents operates without commercial tax revenue, meaning every sidewalk, snowplow, and streetlight is paid for by us, the people who live here. And while we’re not exactly a sleepy town, life here mercifully tends to be calm and civil. Until now. What prompted this piece were three so-called information sheets tossed into our mail slot. We’d he

Joannie Tansky
Oct 19, 20255 min read


Our Opportunist Prime Minister...Where is Great Britain Going?...Hacked Airports
Our prime minister Mark Carney is a slick opportunist. He picks and chooses who he supports based on what is good for him. We, the plebs have little to do with his choices. Take note everyone who voted for him. You think we're kidding? Let's start with his participation, together with another 150 countries, to award hamas with their own state for their October 7 barbarism. Clearly Carney wanted some new friends. Lucky for us, Trump put those morons in their place. Here's w

Joannie Tansky
Oct 16, 20255 min read


The Blanche Report
We don't know about anyone else, but today, on the eve of the release of the hostages after two long, agonizing years in captivity and...

Joannie Tansky
Oct 12, 20254 min read


Trump Gets It Done. Canada & 150 Other Countries are all Losers...Pathetic Universities...Flotilla Fools...
Much to the chagrin of the 150-plus countries that, in a breathtaking display of foolishness, signed on to hand hamas it's own country - ...

Joannie Tansky
Oct 9, 20255 min read


The Blanche Report
As last week, no report on Tuesday. We're back Thursday. *** There are those who think that Donald Trump is trying to save the world by...

Joannie Tansky
Oct 5, 20253 min read


Trump's Middle East Peace Plan...New Zealand Has Kahoonas...Morally Bankrupt NDP...Sandy Koufax...
Trump has put forth a peace plan that could actually work. However, as Golda Meir told Richard Nixon: You are the president of a country....

Joannie Tansky
Sep 30, 20255 min read


The Blanche Report
Montrealers are dealing with a bus and a postal strike simultaneously while the rest of Canada got lucky and is dealing only with the...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 28, 20254 min read


A Lie, No Matter How Many Times It Is Repeated, is Still A Lie...Quebec is Imploding...Concordia aka Gaza University...
Not only did Carney issue his shameful statement about the fake “state” of palestine, he twisted the knife by releasing it on the eve of...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 25, 20254 min read


Three Cheers for the USA. They are Bringing Back Common Sense...Toodles Kimmel...
This past Monday, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that the US is denying visas to foreigners who publicly celebrated the killing of ...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 18, 20255 min read


Trump's Very Sharp BS Meter...Freeland is Finally Gone...Housefather Just Doesn't Get It...The NY Gong Show...
Donald Trump again said exactly what we were thinking. We are presenting this with no comment: "Anyone else notice that when one of our...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 16, 20254 min read


The Blanche Report
First, a heartfelt thank you to you, our dear readers. On Friday, we reached a milestone: 1,500 subscribers. We are deeply grateful for...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 14, 20254 min read


The Good Die Young... 24 years since 9/11... Gutted...He's Back...
We often start writing this blog a day or two before sending it out. Such was the case yesterday morning. All that changed with the...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 11, 20254 min read


Believe Them When They Say They Want to Kill You...The Moronic Hair-Brained CAQ & Plante...Stop the Bullying...
When radical islamists - hamas, houtis, the palestinian authority amongst others - say they want to kill you, believe them. They really...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 9, 20256 min read


The Blanche Report
Ever hear of a guy by the name of Mohamad Fakih? Most likely not. Ever hear of the Order of Canada award? For sure. Who gets the Order of...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 7, 20253 min read


The NDP Has Now Moved into the Twilight Zone...Mamdani's Mommy Got Money from Qatar For Years...Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic But...
The Canadian socialist New Democratic Party has been showing its true colors ever since October 7, when they openly sided with Hamas,...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 4, 20255 min read


Shame on Anthony Housefather. Shame on the Liberal Party...Bravo Senator Housakos...Incompetent Bureaucrats...
We are not the distracted type. However, once or twice a year we lose focus at exactly the wrong time and this happens: We hit the wrong...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 2, 20255 min read


Legault is a Goner...But He Gets One Thing...The Missing Piece of the Puzzle...
In an attempt to make quebecers look 'over there' instead of watching him at the embarrassing SAAQ inquiry, Legault pulled a classic move....

Joannie Tansky
Aug 28, 20254 min read


The Biggest Oxymoron Ever: Queers For Palestine...Where's Waldo aka Anthony Housefather...Montreal has Poor Infrastructure Coordination. Duh...
The Ottawa Capital Pride parade was brought to a halt on Sunday when anti-Israel losers blockaded the march route trying to force...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 26, 20256 min read


The Blanche Report Sunday Edition
In case New Yorkers have forgotten, perhaps the above photo will remind them why they have lost their minds if they decide to elect a...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 24, 20253 min read


Canada's Reverse-Engineered Stupidity on Many Levels...Again Trump is Right...Israel Betters The World Again...
So you're sound asleep in your house and you hear an intruder. You freeze but the kids are sleeping in the next rooms. You slowly get up...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 21, 20254 min read
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