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What Does Diet Stand For in Trump’s Life: Did I Eat That?
She’s baaaaack. Of course we are referring to Hillary. Can we talk? Pneumonia is nasty, as we can attest. Three days off is not nearly...
Avi Josh
Sep 15, 20163 min read
Hillary’s Modus Operendi: Don’t Trust Me. Even Salt looks Like Sugar.
The point is not that Hillary has pneumonia, the point is she lied about it. On Friday her handlers said she was fine. On Sunday her...
Avi Josh
Sep 13, 20163 min read
Admit it: Life Would be Boring Without Trump.
Blanche, did you see the coughing fit? You know, the one that Hillary had while giving a speech at a rally. Whilst she choking, Tim Kaine...
Avi Josh
Sep 6, 20163 min read
Whoever Thinks That Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness Can Deposit their Money in the Clinton Foundat
While we are certainly not great fans of Gaetan Barrette, Quebec’s health minister, we are perplexed as to why he is backtracking at...
Avi Josh
Aug 25, 20164 min read
We’re In the Money, The Sky Is Sunny…
Elizabeth May, head of the Green party is in a pickle (get it, green party, green pickle). She’s a decent person, albeit a bit too much...
Avi Josh
Aug 23, 20162 min read
At The End of Each Day Here’s What Trump Should Say: Do I Want To Save the Changes?
Blanche saw the mother-of-all save the whale-the trees-the water and the turtle schemes. First stop eating as we are going into the...
Avi Josh
Aug 18, 20163 min read
Weiner’s Back. Stop Smirking.
Blanche had originally started to write this about the World Social Forum thinking that our mayor, Coderre had come out against it. Alas,...
Avi Josh
Aug 11, 20163 min read
Trump to His Handlers: Whoever Is In Charge of Making Sure I Don’t Say Stupid Things: You̵
It appears that the US election is bringing every nutball known to man out of the closet. And there are many nutballs. The uber...
Avi Josh
Aug 9, 20163 min read
Why Do We Spend So Much Time Looking For Intelligent Life on Another Planet? Wouldn’t You Be H
The American election campaign is quickly deteriorating into a bad reality show thanks to Donald Trump. Of all the analysis we heard on...
Avi Josh
Aug 2, 20164 min read
Do You Know What Diet Stands For? Did I Eat That?
Here are some startling statistics from the Wall Street Journal: In PA in 2016, 80,674 Democrats switched to Republican while 28,522...
Avi Josh
Jul 28, 20163 min read
Bridge Over Bernie’s Waters
The Democratic convention is a Broadway show with bad entertainment. Paul Simon should realize he’s no longer 40. His rendition of Bridge...
Avi Josh
Jul 26, 20163 min read
The Mother of All Conventions
Boring it’s not. Blanche, can you catch your breath from all the busyness at the Republican convention? If nothing else, it is very...
Avi Josh
Jul 21, 20164 min read
Only A Genius Can Say These Four Words Really Fast Four Times: Eye Yam Stew Peed
We watched Melania Trump speak last night, with about 35 million other people. On a scale of one to 10 she was a 8.5. Imagine – she’s...
Avi Josh
Jul 19, 20164 min read
Special Edition
Another insane, gruesome attack in France, this time in Nice. Different place but same results – ordinary people doing ordinary things on...
Avi Josh
Jul 15, 20162 min read
Special Edition
Another insane, gruesome attack in France, this time in Nice. Different place but same results – ordinary people doing ordinary things on...
Avi Josh
Jul 14, 20162 min read
It’s The Old Money-In-The-Sock-Trick Back Again
We told you so. In the last Blanche report (and many before that) we said what everyone was thinking. Those doing the construction in...
Avi Josh
Jul 7, 20164 min read
Special Edition – Brexit Prevailed
Seems we are in the minority. It was the young people who wanted to stay and the ‘older’ folks who voted to go. As an ‘older folk’, we...
Avi Josh
Jun 24, 20162 min read
Bernie to Hillary: I May Look Calm But In My Head I Can’t Stand You.
Obama endorsed Hilary today. An hour after that the FBI said her email fiasco is now a criminal investigation. Blanche, go git the barf...
Avi Josh
Jun 9, 20163 min read
Trump’s As Yet Greatest Accomplishment: Keeping His Mouth Shut
Blanche, did you know that until 2015, Bernie ran as an independent, not attached to any party? When he decided to run for president, he...
Avi Josh
Jun 7, 20164 min read
Bernie to His Adoring Fans: Don’t Trust Anything You See. Even Salt Looks Like Sugar.
In our last Blanche report we asked why the mayor of Montreal is mixing into everyone’s business. Doesn’t he have what to do with his...
Avi Josh
Jun 2, 20163 min read
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