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No Matter How Big a Hammer You Use – You Can’t Pound Common Sense into Stupid People
At the first reading of this next story, one would want to blame the doctor. An older man went to the hospital with abdominal pain. He...
Avi Josh
Jan 12, 20164 min read
A Balanced Diet is Cake in Both Hands
Most news media outlets do a review of top stories of the past year. Frankly, there’s not much we would like to revisit as most of the...
Avi Josh
Dec 29, 20154 min read
Two Mysterious People are Running City Hall in Montreal. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody is Spending M
Another week, another mass killing in the United States. This time it was a muslim married couple who massacred people, which officials...
Avi Josh
Dec 3, 20154 min read
Some People Are Not Just Missing A Screw. The Whole Freakin Toolbox is Gone.
It’s official. The parti quebecois and its leader live in a very dark, backwater bubble. With the world living on edge, Brussels shut...
Avi Josh
Nov 24, 20154 min read
Nauseating, Pathetic, Delusional ‘Leaders’. Blanche, go git the Barf bag.
Blanche just returned from a short jaunt to New York, most likely of no interest to anyone reading this. We are reporting on what we...
Avi Josh
Nov 17, 20154 min read
Da Fat Lady Sang
Actually the fat lady sang before it was over. By 8:30 pm everyone got a good sense of what was coming when all of the Maritime...
Avi Josh
Oct 20, 20154 min read
We Are Out of Order Until Further Notice: Our Stupid People Filter Needs Cleaning and Our Give a Hoo
Toiletgate is taking on a life of its own. That is if things that go in the toilet can do such a thing. Blanche, this could get very...
Avi Josh
Oct 8, 20154 min read
You Can’t Teach Humanity
In case you do not know what has transpired in Israel in the past few days we will give you a brief synopsis. Last week a young couple...
Avi Josh
Oct 6, 20154 min read
Today is 9/11
No, we did not forget when sending out Blanche last night that today is 9/11. We intentionally left it out to send something this...
Avi Josh
Sep 11, 20151 min read
Never Sing in the Shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, slipping leads to par
We are not exactly soccer aficionados. In fact, we don’t know anything about the game. Given that we do read the papers and know that...
Avi Josh
Sep 1, 20153 min read
When You Are Feeling Down Just Remember that Somewhere in the World there is a Moron Pushing a Door
One wonders exactly what it will take to make Americans wake up. Certainly not the murder of 27 children and their teacher in their Sandy...
Avi Josh
Aug 27, 20153 min read
We Live in an Era of Smart Phones and Stupid People. Yikes!
Usually summer is slow in terms of news. This year? Insanity. Today the Greek Prime Minister resigned and called a snap election for...
Avi Josh
Aug 20, 20153 min read
I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended. Be Patient and We’ll Get to You S
The dust has settled on the recent debates both here in Canada and in the US. The winner in Canada seems to be Justin because he didn’t...
Avi Josh
Aug 11, 20154 min read
Note to Debaters on Thursday Night: If Plan ‘A’ Fails, Remember You Have 25 Letters Left
You won’t have to worry about what to watch on Thursday night. Here the three candidates running for Prime Minister – Trudeau, Mulcair...
Avi Josh
Aug 4, 20153 min read
Don’t You Wish People Were Like Money So You Could Hold Them up To the Light and See Which One
OPM. Other people’s money. Don’t you wish you had a tree in your backyard and at a whim could pluck, oh say $40 million? For what you...
Avi Josh
Jul 30, 20153 min read
BREAKING NEWS: Common Sense is now an endangered species. Stupidity has taken over the world and unf
Some people are not very happy and perhaps a tad worried these days. Many, many thousands who thought they were safe putting all their...
Avi Josh
Jul 23, 20153 min read
When You Get Angry Take A Breath and Count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. No one expects that. Hehehehe.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Seems that baggage handlers, security and wheelchair people are going on strike tomorrow night at 10:00 pm...
Avi Josh
Jul 21, 20153 min read
Here’s What the Greeks Really Want to Say to the World: We Feel Like Putting An ‘Out of
Where does finishing a project ahead of schedule make the front pages of the papers and lead off the news? Why in la belle province of...
Avi Josh
Jul 16, 20153 min read
Memo to the Office de la Langue Francais: Are you always so idiotic or are you making a special effo
The escape of that Mexican drug dude was not just any old escape. Did you know that there was a tunnel complete with lighting,...
Avi Josh
Jul 14, 20153 min read
Sometimes The Thoughts in My head Get Bored so they Go Out For a Stroll Through My Mouth…It ra
Yesterday there were multiple major ‘glitches’ on the New York Stock Exchange, United Airlines, Wall Street Journal and one more place...
Avi Josh
Jul 9, 20153 min read
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