The Blanche Report

Blanche, do you know what an autopen is? It’s exactly what it sounds like, a mechanical hand that scribbles a human signature so the real human doesn’t have to. In this case, the human was Joe Biden, the man who was supposedly running the United States while barely able to run a sentence or walk up a flight of stairs. While Biden’s staff was quietly using the autopen to sign document after document, shielding the world from the increasingly obvious reality that he was not me

You may recall last December, Luigui Mangione shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in the back as he left his hotel in Manhattan. Mangione then disappeared for a few days creating a massive manhunt. He was found in a MacDonalds somewhere in Pennsylvania. What is completely bizarre here is this: He has become a hero, an icon. Brian Thompson was a husband, the father of two children, a son, a brother...you get the drift. He had a life other than being the CEO of UnitedHeal

If you think Mamdani’s first move, tapping a guy who believes policing exists to reinforce inequality was the opening salvo in his theatre of the absurd, think again. An official rabbi on a mayoral transition team? Totally normal. Totally real. Totally never existed before. So who did he choose? “Rabbi” Abby Stein a transgender, an anti-Zionist member of Jewish Voice for Peace/Gaza. We hope you are not surprised. Our unsolicited advice to New Yorkers... enjoy the show. Co

It appears when politicians and the media don't like the narrative, they resort to whining. This time it's the Montreal liberal-woke English radio media whining that JD Vance is getting fed by conservative MP Jamil Jivani who were roommates in university.  They are saying that Jivani, who is a conservative, is telling Vance what to say to rile up Canadians against the liberals. That Vance would never know that Canada's economy is stagnant unless someone told him. Really now.

We now know one of the reasons Vance was chosen as Trump's Vice President. He gets it and is not afraid to spell it out. Here's what he said: With all due respect to my Canadian friends, whose politics focus obsessively on the United States, your stagnating living standards have nothing to do with the Donald Trump or whatever bogeyman CBC tells you to blame. The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you. Ain't that the truth. Everybody is busy bashing the US, whining ab

We thought we would start off with some good news for a change. News that will help you sleep better at night. Chrystia Freeland is no longer unemployed. And, as per the picture above, she is still wearing a red dress and still looks like one of santa's elves. Meow. Meow. Here's the scoop directly from her new employers. There is no doubt she wrote this blurb... Canadian politician, acclaimed journalist, and award-winning author Chrystia Freeland has been appointed as the nex