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THE TEA LEAVES ARE IN. THE WALL HAS THE WRITING. JUSTIN- TIME TO GO.
There is no doubt whatsoever Justin wishes that India and its 1.408 billion people would disappear off the face of the earth. Why?...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 12, 20235 min read


GOOD MORNING AMERICA. TRUMP'S CHARGES NOW MAKE SENSE. THE LIGHT BULB FINALLY WENT ON.
It definitely took a while, but we finally figured out what the democrats are trying to do. The fog was lifted with a little help from...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 7, 20235 min read


AND THE LOO IS WHERE EXACTLY?
Ok. Who, except for the 70,000 or so people who were there, ever heard of the Burning Man festival? It's quite the event if you are into...

Joannie Tansky
Sep 5, 20234 min read


EXCUSE #57: WE POLITICIANS ARE ONLY HUMAN. EXCUSE#58: I AM A VERY IMPERFECT PERSON.
This piece could fit in the do-you-know-who-I-am column or the I'm-only-human column. Both carry the same off the charts ranking in the...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 31, 20234 min read


SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN ADIEU.
Justin is hanging onto his job like a desperate man clinging to a piece of wood after his boat capsized in a storm in the Atlantic ocean....

Joannie Tansky
Aug 29, 20235 min read


THE MOTTO OF VALERIE PLANTE AND THE CZAR LEGAULT: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Just when we thought the construction in Montreal would be winding down because camps are over, school is starting and everyone is back...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 24, 20233 min read


YES PEEPS - THE CZAR LEGAULT AND HIS EDUCATION MINISTER DRAINVILLE NEED TO BUY A BRAIN.
In case you were wondering if the czar legault and his education minister are causing insanity and havoc in this province, we'll put you...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 22, 20234 min read


THOSE WHINING, COMPLAINING SANCTUARY CITIES ARE THE EPITOME OF NIMBY - NOT IN MY BACKYARD.
Let's start with the whining and complaining 'sanctuary cities'. The reality is if a city has deemed itself to be a sanctuary for the...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 17, 20235 min read


SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE BIDEN A WAKE-UP PILL. OR JUST PUT HIS WIFE JILL INTO THE OVAL OFFICE.
President Joe Biden was asked, as he was leaving his beach chair near the ocean in Delaware, what comments he had about the fires in...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 15, 20235 min read


PRIVACY? JUSTIN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS. HE USED HIS OWN KIDS FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES.
We were a bit hard on Justin after he posted a picture with his son (both in pukey pink) going to see the Barbie movie. Clearly we didn't...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 10, 20236 min read


JUSTIN WANTED PRIVACY? AND THIS IS WHAT HE POSTS? HE WANTS HIS CAKE & WANTS TO EAT IT. NOT.
A picture is worth a thousand words. We will remind you that it was Justin who asked the media to stay out of his private life. We...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 8, 20234 min read


WELL, AT LONG LAST THE CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG.
No we don't have a crystal ball, but we did say more than once that Justin and his wife Sophie looked like a couple that was doing a lot...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 3, 20234 min read


SLOWLY BUT SURELY THE FRAUD PERPETRATED BY FAUCI AND OTHERS DURING COVID IS BEING EXPOSED.
Prominent scientists are now demanding a full retraction of an early, highly influential paper on the origins of COVID-19 that downplayed...

Joannie Tansky
Aug 1, 20235 min read


MEET YOUR NEW TOURISM MINISTER: SORAYA MARISEL MARTINEZ FERRADA. SHE DEFINITELY FITS THE BILL.
Meet your new tourism minister. Is a picture not worth a thousand words? Credentials? She's the first female immigrant from Chile to...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 27, 20234 min read


THREE CHEERS FOR FAT BARBIE: HIP HIP HURRAY! HIP HIP HURRAY! HIP HIP HURRAY!
The movie Barbie has millions of little girls and their mothers running to theatres. This past weekend, they dropped $150 million to see...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 25, 20234 min read


THE QUEBEC GONG SHOW IS JUST NEVER-ENDING.
Crack open the champagne. Quebec has finally lifted all covid restrictions. What, you ask? There were still covid restrictions? Indeed...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 20, 20235 min read


REMEMBER SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS? WOKE TO THE RESCUE. NOT.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go... In their insatiable desire to appease and fawn over the woke culture, Disney did a remake of Snow...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 18, 20234 min read


BRIBERY, LYING, FALSE TENDERING & THE OLD EQUIPMENT FAILURE TRICK=QUEBEC IS A GONG SHOW.
As we said in the last, oh, ten Blanche reports, every single day there are power failures in Quebec. 99% of the time they are due to...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 6, 20235 min read


QUEBEC HAS BECOME ONE BIG GONG SHOW
In a very small column on page 3 of the almost non-existent Montreal Gazette, there is an article about the closing of the Lacolle border...

Joannie Tansky
Jul 4, 20235 min read


SEISMIC SUPREME COURT DECISION IS MAKING THE LEFTISTS IN THE US TOTALLY FREAK OUT.
In a seismic decision today, the Supreme Court of the United States overturned affirmative action as a way to get into university. In...

Joannie Tansky
Jun 29, 20234 min read
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