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Justin’s Sense of The Right Thing At the Right Time Left the Station Without Him.
Here’s the issue with Trump: Last week when that Egyptair fell out of the sky, Trump said the following: Planes don’t just fall out of...
Avi Josh
May 24, 20164 min read
Sanders is the Kind of Crazy We Were Not Warned About Because No One Knew That Level Existed
Seems Sanders didn’t get the memo yet that Hillary is going to win the presidential nomination. At 74 years old, he’s in fine form and...
Avi Josh
May 17, 20163 min read
Time to Stop Asking How Dumb People Can Get. People Seem to Be Taking It As A Challenge
Uber looks like it will be short-lived here in la belle province. The whole point is that people just take their car, join up to be an...
Avi Josh
May 12, 20163 min read
Some People Should Introduce Their Upper Lip to Their Lower Lip and Shutup
The fires Fort McMurray are leading off all the US news reports. At least they were over the weekend. After checking today however, it...
Avi Josh
May 10, 20162 min read
Why Do People With Pea Brains Seem to Have Mouths the Size of Watermelons?
PKP’s sudden resignation yesterday as leader of the Parti Quebcois is not the greatest news for the Anglo community. Mr. Fist-pump left...
Avi Josh
May 3, 20163 min read
Here’s a Tip for Ted Cruz: When Life Throws You Lemons, Freeze them and then Throw Them Very H
Who is John Boehner? He’s a republican and was the 53rd Speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 2011 to 2015. Pretty...
Avi Josh
Apr 28, 20163 min read
Where Did All The Money Go? It’s Like Hocus, Pokus Montreal is Brokus. P.S. Try the Snow Remov
New York state is in quite the mess today. In a normal election year, the primary in the Empire state is a big yawn. Not so today. It is...
Avi Josh
Apr 19, 20162 min read
Bernie to Hillary: No, They Didn’t Say You Were a Liar. They Said You Are a Liar. There’
While Blanche is certainly not Trump’s cheerleader, we were rather impressed the other night while watching his children being...
Avi Josh
Apr 14, 20163 min read
Some People Aren’t Missing The Odd Screw. The Whole Freakin Tool Box is Gone.
In all of Canada guess where the most sightings of UFO’s are? Quel surprise – here in la belle province. Now why do you think that is?...
Avi Josh
Apr 12, 20163 min read
Squirrel Brains and Apple Pie
Blanche got wiped out tonight. Instead of saving some little dirtball on the internet erased tonight’s entire blog. We are re-writing it...
Avi Josh
Apr 5, 20164 min read
No Shortage of Sorrow…
Istanbul’s synagogue is understood to be the most probable target of the allegedly impending isis attacks, which has a community center...
Avi Josh
Mar 29, 20162 min read
Special Edition: Breaking News
It seems that Ted Cruz, running in second place for president of the United States of America had no less than five affairs in the not so...
Avi Josh
Mar 25, 20162 min read
While Europe Burns Obama Tangos
Part of the Gian Ghomeshi case is over. It seems he is facing another trial in June. Today’s verdict was not guilty on all counts....
Avi Josh
Mar 24, 20164 min read
The Fat Lady Sang For Rubio
Rubio finally took his campaign out of its misery after losing his home state Florida to Trump. Kaisch won Ohio which means Trump still...
Avi Josh
Mar 15, 20163 min read
While Consoling the Tires on Our Car, We Watch the Workermen Filling the Potholes with Pebbles and S
The great love-in’s culmination in Washington will take place tonight at the state dinner in honor of Justin and Sophie. We will admit...
Avi Josh
Mar 10, 20163 min read
Special Super Tuesday Edition
Donald Trump trumped super Tuesday. As of this writing he has won 5 states and will most probably take another 2 or 3. We watched Hillary...
Avi Josh
Mar 1, 20163 min read
Trump’s Motto: No Need for Revenge. Just Sit Back and Wait. Those Who Said Idiotic Things Will
In case you’re bored, here’s something for you to do. Google jebbush.com. Da logical place to wind up is Jeb Bush’s site. Alas Blanche,...
Avi Josh
Feb 18, 20164 min read
Some People Need A Stamp on Their Forehead that Says: Do Not Reproduce
In case you’re not sure why they are not firing the coach of the Canadiens here’s a good part of the answer. Molson, who owns the team...
Avi Josh
Feb 4, 20164 min read
Don’t Steal. Don’t Lie. Don’t Cheat. The Government Hates Competition.
What the heck happened to The Donald last night? He came second in the Iowa caucus, certainly not the end of the world. Ted Cruz defeated...
Avi Josh
Feb 2, 20163 min read
Disease Idiotitis: Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Looks like PKP has i
And you think you had a bad week. Nothing beats PKP’s week. He has been battling the press about some of his offshore companies evading...
Avi Josh
Jan 26, 20163 min read
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